king bailey of wessex

it has been some time since i have seen my brother’s dog at our house.  if you have not met, i would like to introduce you to bailey, king of wessex, ruler of the ninth english kingdom, inheritor to a fortune of biscuits and fame.  he is a trained expert in the art of facial expressions and cologne ad poses.  under his creative direction, we put together a small photoshoot.

the “close your eyes and imagine you’re surrounded by sea horses”

the “seriously, lets manly chest pump”

the “profile guaranteed to make the ladies melt”

the “model’s cliche look to the left”

the “i got quick moves like a sexy gazelle”